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Average day at the nuthouse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when
    he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the
    floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
    The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient
    replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
    The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
    Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
    He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices
    Patient #2's face is going all red.
    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get
    him down from there before he hurts himself"
    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"