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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by who me?, Jan 11, 2004.

  1. who me?

    who me?

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    A guy is traveling through Mexico on vacation when he loses his wallet and all identification.

    Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

    "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

    "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

    "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

    "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."

    "This I gotta see," replies the agent.

    With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

    "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to New York."

    "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from New York?"

    The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Hillary Clinton in the middle..
     
  2. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    ARGH!! My mind's eye just went blind!
     

  3. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    I think I just wet myself!!


    LMAO !!