Attacked By Mountain Lion Saved By Bear

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  1. HKLovingIT

    HKLovingIT Resident Evil

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  2. DScottHewitt

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    I have to go with this. I call BS on "playing patty cake" with a cub while the mom just sits there. She would have turned him into bear chow before he got near the cub.
     

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    if hes telling the truth, then hes the bout the luckiest person ever. lol. pretty cool story if real though
     
  4. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    Those bears. They do the peskiest, wackiest things.
     
  5. ca survivor

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    yes, BS for sure.
     
  6. Dalton Wayne

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    Yea, I was maybe until paddy cake.
     
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    I feel like asking if he was sure the cub was cub. Maybe it was Yogi and Boo Boo......
     
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    I want to know if there was also a shark with lasers swimming in the nearby lake, maybe it helped out too.
     
  11. DScottHewitt

    DScottHewitt EMT-B

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    If there was, it would be frikkin' cool.
     
  12. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    That arm don't show evidence of a mountain lion attack, don't even show evidence of a kitty cat attack.




    Mr. HE:cool:
     
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    Maybe he was trying to get his foot ripped of by a mountain lion for unemployment but instead, the bear tried to intervene because its a stupid idea.
     
  14. tsmo1066

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    That story reeks of BS.
     
  15. Marc1956

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    As for lessons learned, his wife quipped, "He doesn't learn."

    Well, THAT sounds like the truth! :supergrin:
     
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    Based on the headline, I was thinking maybe a lucky break. Maybe at the same time the lion stalked him, the bear was coming along and happened to have a grudge match with the lion. Plausible. Like winning the mega lottery.

    But then I read the story and was like, yeah, right, the bear was suddenly like a German Shepherd protecting its family.

    Sure, uh uh, yeah, that's um, hey anybody smell BS?
     
  17. Paul53

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    "Hey Boo Boo, I need a pick a nick basket!"
    "I don't know Yogi, Mr Ranger said no more."
     
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    Yeah but it is a good BS story. It has artistry and implausability. Almost to the level of hope and change level BS. If he should so choose, he could be elected.