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Attack Dog Shopping

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RWBlue, Feb 14, 2004.

  1. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    A man wanted a big, ferocious dog to protect his business, so he
    visited a kennel that specializes in attack dogs. The man explained to
    the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog
    in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the
    premises.

    After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large
    dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage.

    "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.

    "Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better
    in mind for you."

    They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they
    found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two
    men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.

    "Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to
    earlier."

    "Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."

    The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly
    large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did
    not seem to notice as the men approached.

    "This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.

    The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.

    "This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an attack dog
    at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his ***!"

    "I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer,
    and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
     
  2. sctusa

    sctusa Sasquatch

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