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Athiest was walking through the woods..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CRC, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Sarah's Dad

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    An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out,"Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?


    "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
















    "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." ;f
     
  2. Pyzik

    Pyzik Zombie Hunter

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  3. milkdud

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    I heard about the two guys in the woods being chased by a bear. They came to a spot to catch their breath and one guy pulled out a pair of running shoes from his pack to change over.

    Second guy "That's not gonna help your outrun the bear."
    First guy "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just gotta outrun you.";f