A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation. He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . .." "STOP pal - I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender. A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope ..." "NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in. One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the Yankees would..." "NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said. "Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?" "Sure, that we can talk about", replies the barkeep. "GREAT... GO SCREW YOURSELF!"