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At The Movies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An usher at a movie noticed that a man was stretched across 3 seats. The usher walks over and says, "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

    The man snorts but doesn't move.

    The usher says, "Sir if you don't move I will have to get the manager."

    Again the man snorted, but didn't budge.

    The usher goes and gets the manager. The manager requests that the man moves, but gets no response. The manager calls the police and they arrive and the police officer goes over to the guy and says "What’s your name, joker?"

    The guy says "Joe".

    The policeman says, "An where ya from, Joe."

    Joe answers, "The balcony."