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At the bar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 3, 2006.

  1. okie

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    A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    "Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?"

    "We'll see," says the bartender.

    So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.

    "Impressive," says the bartender, "but I'll need to see more."

    "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River."

    A patron jumps up from his table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog."

    "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.

    "It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune."

    "Not really," says the guy, "The hamster is also a vantriloquist."