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At the bar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!"

    The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.

    The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!"

    The man says "Fifty cents"
     
  2. mitchshrader

    mitchshrader Deceased

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    bourbon.

    anybody that was broke and REALLY appreciated single malt would just order ONE triple, of the best 50$ a shot 35 year old blessed by the pope and decanted into virgin crystal..

    and then hock a big luggie into it. ;)