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Assorted Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by TexRdnec, Nov 25, 2002.

  1. TexRdnec

    TexRdnec

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    a guy goes into the doctors office with a banana stuck in one ear, a cucumber in the other, and a strawberry wedged up his nose.

    "doc, i need help, somethings wrong with me."

    "say no more, i can already tell you arent eating right."


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    whats the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

    at southern zoos the animal descriptions also include cooking times.

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    a guy walking along a beach finds a lantern, so naturally he gives it a rub. a genie pops out and says, "thank you for releasing me, i will grant you anything you desire."

    so the guy thinks and says, "great, i want a girl who can cook, a girl who is great looking, and a girl who is great in the sack."

    "anything else?" the genie asks

    "ya, can you make it to where then never find out about each other?"