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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A girl called the police department and reported that she had been
    assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this
    happen?" She replied, "Last week." The police then asked, "Why did you
    wait until now to report it?" Well," she said. "I didn't know that I was
    assaulted until the check bounced."
     
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