Assault and Battery

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by TBO, Feb 23, 2017.

  1. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Oldschooltube Flux Capacitor Technician

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    Two tomatoes were walking along when one started falling behind. The tomato in the lead pounded the other tomato into a pulp and said "catch up!"
     
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    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    inthefrey Moved on...

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    What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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    Christian BALE...
     
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    Why is the guy not wearing pants? What was he doing with the salt shaker?!!
     
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    HammerG19 A short American.

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    Why are checking cartoons for pants?????
     
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    Ever been to a furry party with a bunch of Donald Duck characters?
     
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    HammerG19 A short American.

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    What is a furry party? Why are they dressed like Donald Duck?
     
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    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Joey?

    Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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  10. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    Is this an invite?
     
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  11. ScarFace88

    ScarFace88 NOT MOD APPROVED

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    I don't think you want to know.
     
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    inthefrey Moved on...

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    You from Pittsburgh?
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  14. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    Wouldn't that be a "feathery" party?
     
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  15. MB-G26

    MB-G26 Ornery & Irreverent Lifetime Member

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    I hearby rename this thread, "The Okie Groaner Thread" :tongueout:
    (can't call it the OFFICial ... caz we *have* an OAF.
     
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