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As I Matured:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    As I've Matured:
    > >
    > > I've learned that you cannot make
    > > someone love you. All you can do is
    > > stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
    > >
    > > I've learned that no matter how much I care,
    > > Some people are just a**holes.
    > >
    > > I've learned that it takes years
    > > to build up trust, and it only takes
    > > suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
    > >
    > > I've learned that you can get by
    > > on charm for about fifteen minutes.
    > > After that, you'd better have a big willy
    > > or huge boobs.
    > >
    > > I've learned that you shouldn't
    > > compare yourself to others - they are
    > > more screwed up than you think.
    > >
    > > I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    > > long after you think you're finished.
    > > I've learned that we are responsible
    > > for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
    > >
    > > I've learned that regardless of
    > > how hot and steamy a relationship is at
    > > first, the passion fades, and there had better
    > > be a lot of money to take its place.
    > >
    > > I've learned that 99% of the time when
    > > something isn't working in your house,
    > > one of your kids did it.
    > >
    > > I've learned that the people you care most
    > > about in life are taken from you too soon,
    > > and all the less important ones just never go
    > > away.
    > >
    > > I've learned to say "f--- 'em if they can't
    > > take a joke" in 6 languages.
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That is so true eddie thank:cool:
     

  3. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    words to live by!

    ;+ ;I


    caddy