As Ben Franklin said:

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  1. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap..
     
  2. Slackinoff

    Slackinoff Bathed in lavender and gasoline

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