The artist finshed painting the picture of his nude model. Laying his brush aside, he walked over to her and began kissing and fondling her.....not resisting TOO hard, she whispered, "My goodness, do you treat ALL your models this way?" "No," he replied, continuing his advances..."You're the first model I've ever tried to go to bed with......." "How many models have you had," she gasped, as his hands wandered further and further...... "Three..." he whispered in her ear.....An apple, a vase of flowers, and ....YOU!"
