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Army advise

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 18, 2003.

  1. okie

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    "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
    -Paul Rodriguez

    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit"
    -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

    "Aim towards the Enemy"
    -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
    -U.S. Marine Corps

    "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."
    -U.S. Air Force

    "If the enemy is in range, so are you."
    -Infantry Journal

    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
    -U.S. Air Force Manual

    "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
    -Gen. MacArthur

    "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
    -Infantry Journal

    "You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
    -U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

    "Tracers work both ways"
    -U.S. Army Ordnance

    "Five second fuses only last three seconds."
    -Infantry Journal

    "Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."
    -U. S Navy Swabbie

    "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
    -David Hackworth

    "If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."
    -Infantry Journal

    "No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."
    -Joe Gay

    "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
    -Anon

    "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
    -Unknown Marine Recruit

    "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
    -Your Buddies