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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. okie

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    Arkansaw Drivers License Application

    Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

    Last name: ________________

    First name:
    [_] Billy-Bob
    [_] Billy-Joe
    [_] Billy-Ray
    [_] Billy-Jack
    [_] Bubba

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

    Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

    Occupation:
    [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
    [_] Janitor [_] Still Operator
    [_] Un-employed

    Spouse's Name: ______________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    Lover's Name: _______________________________
    2nd Lover's Name: ____________________________

    Relationship with spouse:
    [_] Sister
    [_] Aunt
    [_] Mother
    [_] Cousin
    [_] Daughter
    [_] Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number of children that are yours: ___

    Mama's Name: ____________________
    Daddy's Name: ____________________

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    If you obtained a higher education what was your
    major?
    [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

    Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

    Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
    still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
    ____ shed ____ pawnshop

    Model and year of your pickup: 194_ 195_ 196_ 197_

    Do you have a gun rack?
    [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
    [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
    [_] Guns and Ammo [_] Bassmasters

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

    How often do you bathe:
    [_] Weekly
    [_] Monthly
    [_] Not Applicable

    How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
    Color of teeth:
    [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
    [_] Brown [_] Black
    [_] N/A

    Brand of chewing tobacco or snuff you prefer:
    [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
    [_] Levi-Garrett [_] Copenhagen
    [_] Days Work [_] Garrett Sweet Snuff
    [_] Cannon Ball

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    [_] 1 mile
    [_] 2 miles
    [_] don't know