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Arkansas lass

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    While vacationing in the hills of Arkansas, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.
    He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.
    He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"
    "Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgasm, then I just go plain wild and crazy!"