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Arkansas Governor Application

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    First name: ______________________
    Last name(if known):______________

    Address (where you live):_________
    __________________________________


    Mother's name_____________________
    (also relation, i.e., sister)

    Birthdate(yours):__________________

    Father's name:_____________________
    (if known, if not, list choices)

    Color of neck:
    Light Red ( )
    Medium Red( )
    Dark Red ( )
    No Neck ( )

    Year of pickup truck:_____________

    List all that you have in your truck:

    Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( )
    Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( )
    Dog of Unknown Breed( )

    Have you ever been to a large city?
    (Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( )


    How far can you throw cow pies?____
    Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( )

    Wife's name:__________________
    Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( )
    Sister( ) Aunt ( ) Mother( )
    Neighbor's dog( )

    Does your wife weigh:
    Less than 200 Pounds( )
    Less than 300 Pounds( )
    Less than a 747( )
    More than a 747( )

    Do you know what a 747 is?
    Yes( ) No( )

    How much smarter than you
    is your wife:

    50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( )
    100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( )

    Does your wife wear:

    A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( )
    Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( )
    Nothing( )

    Understood previous questions:

    Yes( ) No( ) Huh?( )
    All of the Above( )
    What "previous" mean?( )

    Color of wife's hair:

    Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( )
    Black( ) Bald( )

    Last Elvis sighting:
    Location: ________________
    On what date?_____________

    Can you count past five:
    Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( )

    Explain in ten words or less
    why on Earth you want to be Governor
    of Arkansas:

    ________________________________
    Signature ('X' if you can't write)