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"Are your parents home?"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mhambi, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    A salesman is out working door to door in a nice neighborhood and comes up to a nice brick rambler and rings the bell.

    After a moment a boy of about 14 comes to the door wearing a tutu, with a cigar in one hand and a martini in the other. There's a fire burning on top of the coffee table in the living room and the family dog appears to be duct taped to a wall.

    A bit put off, the salesman asks, "Are your parents home?"

    The boy replies:

    "What do you think."


    :)
     
  2. GSD17

    GSD17 Thread Killer

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    yeah... ever hear the "heres your sign" comedian...