A salesman is out working door to door in a nice neighborhood and comes up to a nice brick rambler and rings the bell. After a moment a boy of about 14 comes to the door wearing a tutu, with a cigar in one hand and a martini in the other. There's a fire burning on top of the coffee table in the living room and the family dog appears to be duct taped to a wall. A bit put off, the salesman asks, "Are your parents home?" The boy replies: "What do you think."