Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner

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  1. HEMI 27

    HEMI 27

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    Imagine its been posted before but it gave me a nice laugh this morning....


    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following

    question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

    and two small children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

    comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

    screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the

    knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock

    cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere

    seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?


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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock

    the knife out of his hand? What does the law say

    about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

    of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

    content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and

    make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.


    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few

    days and try to come to a consensus. Maybe I should call Hillary?

    ..........................................................



    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!



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    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

    Son: Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist?
     
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    Southerner would be carrying a .45.

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    And a 1911, not a Glock
     
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    Funny. As a born and raised GA boy (temporarily in the Soviet Socialist Republic of New York) I can relate.

    ps When I grew up there were no Glocks and we didn't trust that complicated fancy 1911. The preferred redneck sidearm was a .357 or .44 Magnum.
     
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    I carry it every day.
     
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