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Are my testicles black?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hard Charger, Jan 17, 2004.

  1. Hard Charger

    Hard Charger Plotting Member

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    A MAN IS LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH AN OXYGEN MASK
    OVER HIS MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.

    "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE OXYGEN MASK, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

    EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."

    HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?"

    FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS ***** IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAYS, "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

    FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES, "THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"
     
  2. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    ACK...CAPS LOCK...

    Funny, but

    ACK...CAPS LOCK...