Are MAGA hats bad for business???

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  1. Neldon

    Neldon God, Christ, Family, ... Long live the Republic

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    A CNN reporter, about to order a drink, spots a "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" hat at the end of the bar. The CNN guy, in a very loud voice, calls out to the bartender, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER."

    After the drinks were handed out, the Trump guy gives the CNN guy a big smile, waves, and in an equally loud voice says "THANK YOU!"

    The CNN reporter is irritated, so he, again in a very loud voice, calls out to the bartender, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY WEARING THE TRUMP HAT". As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Trump guy. He just continued to smile and again yelled "THANK YOU!"

    So the CNN reporter, now furious, one more time loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Trump supporter and the Trump guy again just smiles and yells back "THANK YOU!"

    At this point, the totally frustrated CNN guy asks the bartender "What is wrong with that Trump guy? I've bought three rounds for everyone here EXCEPT him. Is he crazy or just plain stupid?"

    "Neither." answers the bartender. "He owns the place."
     
  2. Jonesee

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    Deleted, not worth it.
     
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  3. Lt. Donn

    Lt. Donn PSO Survivor. currently in NW Georgia

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    I believe in MAGA but will not wear Any tribe colors that will make me a target...hopefully, the first inclination you will have that I am an armed, conservative, is when I am taking the slack out of the trigger on my G-19
     
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    There is an independent nursery not too far from me owned by a hippie sort of woman.

    The place was often packed but then she put out a Hate Has No Home Here sign and it looked like business went down. She took the sign down but she is not busy.

    Personally I don't care about her sign. People have their reasons and are sometimes misguided.

    But business and politics do not mix.
     
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  6. M2 Carbine

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    Pretty funny, but I saw what was coming . :)


    During the election I ordered a MAGA had.
    Didn't receive it.

    If the hat irritates the Liberals, Snowflakes and Swamp Rats so much I'll have to try again to get one. :)

    It's strange that you never see a hat bragging about voting for (that worthless piece of shi*) Hillary. :)


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    I wear mine when I go vote and on special occasions when I go to Richmond, Newport news, Hampton or VA beach
     
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    P99er MGTOW??

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    Far from the best joke on the topic, but they can't all be winners.
     
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    Now we're really curious...
     
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    Mexicans Always Get Across is pretty funny too.
     
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    Friends with Trump bumper stickers have had their cars vandalized because of it. However, its the same reason I don't put a Pheasants Forever, Save the Earth or one of coexist stickers on my car.

    My family knows I support him....its strangers you need to worry about.
     
  14. Neldon

    Neldon God, Christ, Family, ... Long live the Republic

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    I believe it's actually A = P(1 + r/n)^nt
     
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    Taco place around me has shirts that say "Tacos so good Trump wants to build a border around them".
     
  16. BuckeyeGlock77

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    My son and I got MAGA hats in DC. Lots of comments - mainly pro and especially from Vets.

    When the rhetoric flared up, I told him not to wear it - which is a shame, but he’s just a kid.
     
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    You ought to see all the TRUMP 2020 flags flying from the sportfishers and yachts in harbor on the Outer Banks. Drives the poors freakin' nuts.
     
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    Not a Trump fan, but I will settle for local results... MakeDixieGreatHat.jpg
     
  19. Jonesee

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    LOL. I just figured how to make the "greater than or equal to" symbol last week by using the Ctrl key.

    Obviously I'm better at compounding and discounting than I am as a typist. :cheers:

    I always assumed someone would call me out.

    There is a derivation of the equation too I keep waiting for someone to bring up...
     
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  20. sombunya

    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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    I ordered one and got it. It is very high quality.
    Don't fall for one of the cheap knock-offs from fleabay.
     
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