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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Yasser Arafat, being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a
    psychic about the date of his death.

    Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, the
    psychic finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

    "Which one?" Arafat asks nervously.

    It doesn't matter," replies the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a
    Jewish holiday."