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Applicazionne To Joina De Maffia...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA...

    Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

    Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

    Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

    Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.

    Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

    Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

    I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________

    Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

    U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

    U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

    U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

    U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

    U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______

    (Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

    U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

    Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

    1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze

    1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

    1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

    1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

    (come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra

    1 Appy Face Button

    Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

    JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!