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Application For Newsperson/journalist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockman66, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. glockman66

    glockman66

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    APPLICATION FOR NEWSPERSON/JOURNALIST

    THIS APPLICATION IS BEING MADE FOR A POSITION AT(CIRCLE ONE):
    ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, PBS


    NAME_____________________________________DATE___________________
    ADDRESS____________________________PHONE NO_____________________
    CITY______________________STATE___________ZIP CODE________________

    1. How many years have you worked in media/journalism field? _____________yrs.

    2. On a separate sheet, list all TV Stations/Newspapers that you have worked at in the last 10 years.

    3. Do you hate Conservatives/Republicans(circle one):
    A. Intensely and with venom
    B. Greatly with malice
    C. A whole lot
    D. Mostly

    4. On a separate sheet list all of the “liberal“ college/university(s) have you attended.

    5. Do you hate the Religious Right(circle one):
    A. Intensely and with venom
    B. Greatly with malice
    C. A whole lot
    D. Mostly

    6. On a separate sheet, list all awards that you have won in your field(especially those won denouncing/condemning Republicans, Conservatives, or the Religious Right).

    7. Do you believe that facts are really relevant(Dan Rather Syndrome) when reporting a story about Conservatives, Republicans, or the Religious Right:
    Yes/No

    8. On a separate sheet, list how much money you have personally donated to the Democratic Party in the past 20 years?

    9. On a separate sheet, list all the Democratic Candidates for political office that you have personally campaigned for.

    10. Do you feel that Conservatives, Republicans, and the Religious Right should be:
    A. Fed to the lions
    B. Sent to the gas chambers
    C. Hated, stoned, spurned, and despised
    D. All of the above

    11. Do believe that all laws ever past(especially those dealing with gun control) should be enforced only on:
    A. Rednecks
    B. People that live in “Flyover Country”
    C. ABL (ANYBODY BUT LIBERALS)
    D. All the above

    12. Do you consider yourself to be an objective reporter/journalist.
    Yes/No

    13. Do you believe that the Liberal Democratic Party is the “True Super Race/Party“:
    Yes/No