"Apples and Wine"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    May 24, 2000
    "Apples and Wine"

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
    the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

    afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that
    aren't as good, but easy.......
    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
    in reality, they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
    the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
    the tree.
    Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who
    have already been picked!

    Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.

    They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of
    them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner