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Apples And Wine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Women are like apples on trees.

    The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy......

    So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    And... Men?

    Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.