appendicitis

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  1. okie

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    A man phoned his doctor late at night saying his wife appeared to have appendicitis.

    "That's impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up. "She had an appendectomy last year. Dont be stupid. Only a moron would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?"

    "No, butthole!!!", the husband replied. "Have you ever seen anybody with a second wife?