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Apparently Zombies Can't Swim

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by concretefuzzynuts, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    A sign at a local boat dealer. The zombie thing has gone nautical now!

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  2. el_jewapo

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    Apparently they've never seen the movie "Zombie". Not only can they swim, they eat sharks.

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  3. Wil Ufgood

    Wil Ufgood GTDS #88 CLM

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    Apparently he is not aware that zombies have no need for swimming as they can walk across the bottom of any water obstacle. I guess he may have a point that if you are floating in several feet of water a zombie on the bottom can't swim up to get you.


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  5. Adjuster

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    All this said I do like his way of thinking and advertising. Pretty funny stuff.


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  6. Tim151515

    Tim151515 iHeartGuns

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    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Gives a whole new meaning to losing all your firearms in a boating accident. :)
     
  8. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    I wonder if anyone really, really believes there will be zombies one day:dunno: When I refer to zombie training I mean something else, not really zombies.
     
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    Magnus2131 Glock Gimp

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    Zombies are not real? :crying:
     
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    Wow you mean I wasted all that money on Zombie Max Ammo :shocked:

    I wonder if they will make Zombie Max Spear gun Ammo :whistling:
    for you know when you go boating...
     
  13. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    Unless you've dropped anchor and the chain leads up to the boat.

    Oh, yeah. I've thought this through. :supergrin:
     
  14. MasterMind

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    What's the deal with these zombie max rounds? Went to their website and it's pretty vague. Is there anything special about them other then a clever advertising campaign and neon green tip?
     
  15. Glockdude1

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    I like them.

    http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1401187

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    Just in case......... :supergrin:
     
  16. MasterMind

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    Nice and thanks for the link. That was my first post on here. Nice to have a positive first experience.
     
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    That's why the anchor shall attach to a small bouy while the boat is tied to the buoy via a solid pole....unless those monkeys can tightrope on a bobbing, spinning pole then you've solved the problem right there.
     
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  18. Spiffums

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    Does no one watch the Training Films or read the "text book manuals" anymore?
     
  19. Johnspark

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    Really? You got onto GT with the name MasterMind and only have 2 posts?

    I would have thought you'd be old like okie.....

    and be a mod or something...


    hundreds of thousands of posts and MasterMind is brand new!

    I can't believe it...