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Apartment for rent

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 27, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Apartment for rent

    A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the
    night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together.
    In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did
    not have any cash with him, but that he would have his
    secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the
    payment "Rent for Apartment."

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
    realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
    So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
    "Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the
    amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
    sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented
    the apartment, I was under the impression that:
    1. It had never been occupied;
    2. There was plenty of heat;
    3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
    Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
    occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
    too large."

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back
    the following reply:

    "Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you
    expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
    As for the heat, there is plenty of it if
    you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
    apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't
    have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame
    the landlord.