Ha-Ha...you would write the same thing if you lived here in eastern Maine and the local paper was "The Bangor Daily News". I check out their on line version in "incognito" mode to get around their paywall.Nope. The paper here is a mere shadow of its former self, so thin you can almost see through the folded paper. It’s expensive, and the “news” excuse me, propaganda, is at least a day old when you get it. No, thanks.