Heard this one the other day, apparently it's an oldie, but I found it hilarious: A very wealthy, well-dressed man walks into a party and immediately notices an incredibly attractive woman on the other side of the room. He walks up to her and asks, "Excuse me madam, but, would you have intercourse with me for $20 million dollars?" The woman pauses for a moment and replies, "Why, yes sir, I would." The man then asks, "Madam, would you have intercourse with me for $20 dollars?" The women, obviously insulted, responds "Why, sir! What do you think I am?!" The man says, "Well ma'am, we've already determined that, now we're just deciding on a price."