I travel the country in my 17 wheeler delivering Americas goods in a safe and timely fashion. I sometimes have to intervene to save the sheeple that I have decided to protect. To perform this service for my fellow country men I use my skills in ninjary, reciept checking, and blading. In my travels as a "vigilante truck driver" I have came into contact with the scum of the earth. Many times I have almost pooped myself from the hairy situations I have encountered. I have developed a technique that I call "tactical pant soiling" which will be discussed in the tactics and training section og GT. Gotta go my virgin mobile prepaid cell is ringing and off to save America. Bno the truck driving ninja out.