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any of these sayings familiar?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Nov 15, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    1. "Well, butter my *** and call me a biscuit."
    2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's *** in a pepper patch."
    3. "She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
    4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
    5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
    6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
    7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
    8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
    9. "He's as country as cornflakes."
    10. "This is gooder'n grits."
    11. "Busier than a cat covering **** on a marble floor."
    12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy
    it."
     
  2. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    Numbers 3 and 8 are the only two that I have heard. I'm going to have to start using some of the others. ;f
     

  3. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    I was busier then a Tom cat on a hot tin roof with scours.
     
  4. Pack26

    Pack26

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    Shines like a diamond in goat's rectum
     
  5. RangeRat

    RangeRat 1,2,3, You Lose

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    Well, I'll be dipped in butter and deep fat fried.
     
  6. Volponi

    Volponi wiseguy

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    My personal favorite.....[br]
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    "Dip my sack in sour cream, and squat me over a box full of kittens!"
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  7. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    shu Millennium Member

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    ... I wouldn't use that for a shield in a s*it fight.

    ... ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
     
  9. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    A bright side response after a piss poor day of hunting:

    "Well.. I took my gun for a walk."
     
  10. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    What to say after your Bright idea doesn't go over so well:

    "I see we need to put some R-O-U-G-E on THAT pig!!" ;N
     
  11. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon

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    I've only heard 6 and 8
     
  12. Johnnyvegas

    Johnnyvegas

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    forgot some.............

    1. Colder than a witches tit.

    2. I feel like I've been shot at and missed, and **** at and hit

    3. I feel like a million dollars...........all green and wrinkled


    ;f

    Johnnyvegas
     
  13. Originalsin

    Originalsin

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    Well, cut me off at the knees and call me a tripod!
     
  14. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    8 and a variation of 11 for me. (Busier than a three legged cat trying to bury s**t on a marble floor)

    It's colder than a well-diggers ***.

    That boy ain't firing on all cylinders.

    Two ounces short of a pound.

    Don't have all his tires on the road.
     
  15. Grill

    Grill

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    I've heard #3, #5, #8, & #12. My favorite one is "she's/he's uglier
    than three foot of skint back donkey d@#k".