Another Walmart greeter post, this one can't get to work on time

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  1. Resqu2

    Resqu2

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    Just got this in an e-mail, thought I would share:

    A true story - Wal-Mart Greeter:

    ''A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But
    he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating
    their 'Older Person Friendly' policies. 'One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
    Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
    ''Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
    ''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
    "What did they say if you came in late there?"
    "They said, 'Good morning, General. Coffee, sir?'" :rofl:
     
  2. raven11

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    that's a good one:rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Edit: a general gets paid wayy to much retirement to work at a Walmart for a living but its still funny
     

  3. DScottHewitt

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    That's funny.