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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Woofie, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    "a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning"

    He didn't elaborate.
     

  2. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    Who do you think submitted it to the site?
     
  3. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    I didn't know he could text.

    :rofl::rofl:
     
  4. OXCOPS

    OXCOPS

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    Like you know what a text message is!
     
  5. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    He's probably thinking of movable typeset.
     
  6. Cubdriver

    Cubdriver

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    What was he doing to make his front porch mad?
     
  7. CAcop

    CAcop

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    CAcop

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    Or this one:

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    Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
     
  9. CAcop

    CAcop

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    Okay so which one of you wrote this one?

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    As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
     
  10. h2opolo150

    h2opolo150

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    ifmurdered.com another user submitted website, has some pretty funny stuff on it
     
  11. SPDSNYPR

    SPDSNYPR Zippy's Friend.

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    :whistling:





    :supergrin:
     
  12. RMolina628

    RMolina628 got a job!

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    been there, except it was off the third floor balcony of my buddy's aprtment
     
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    Orlando Eric

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    IS this were the one about the guy in line trying to buy his coffee gets pushed by a crazy 5.11 tactical guy and yells, "It's on cuz!"
     
  14. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    For some reason, I picture Forrest Gump....
     
  15. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    Funny. I've always pictured you as Forest Gump. :whistling:
     
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    Hearmoretalkless

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    And oddly enough, I can picture everyone who has responded in this thread... standing on a porch and leaking off the side. Some of you are pissing into the wind...
     
  17. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Its all coming back to me...
     
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    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    The pissing into the wind?:whistling:



















    :clown:
     
  19. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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