another Jerry Clower

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, Sep 20, 2003.

  1. southernshooter


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    Mar 10, 2003
    Columbia, S.C.
    Man in a flood is on the roof of his house. The water is rising. A boat comes by and they say "Get in quick, the water is still rising" The man says "No, not to worry, the Lord will take care of me" Another rescue boat comes by and he says the same thing. Two more rescue boats come by. Finally, the water is just about to cover the roof. A rescue helicopter comes by, he still says the same thing.
    He drowns. When he gets to heaven he says to God "I'm mighty disappointed that you just let me drown" God says " I sent 4 boats and a helicopter!"
    Of course it was alot funnier with him telling it, making the helicoper noises etc. Hated to see him pass. It is hard to be trully funny without being dirty, but he pulled it off.