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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mako25, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. Mako25

    Mako25

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    The Robot Bartender.

    A guy walks into a bar.
    There is a robot tending and he asks the man what is his IQ?
    The man replies, "130."
    The robot bartender begins to talk to the man about astrophysics, space travel and other highly intelectual subject matter.

    A second man walks into the bar and the robot asks him, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
    The second man replies, " 110."
    The robot begins a sports and general knowledge conversation.

    A third man comes in and is asked his IQ.
    He replies, "My IQ is 70."

    The robot then asks, " So, how is the democratic party these days?"
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  2. Rebeldon

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    I've heard it told this way:

    The Robot Bartender.

    A guy walks into a bar.
    There is a robot tending and he asks the man what is his IQ?
    The man replies, "130."
    The robot bartender begins to talk to the man about astrophysics, space travel and other highly intelectual subject matter.

    A second man walks into the bar and the robot asks him, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
    The second man replies, " 110."
    The robot begins a sports and general knowledge conversation.

    A third man comes in and is asked his IQ.
    He replies, "My IQ is 70."

    The robot then asks, " So, how 'bout 'dem dawgs?"