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Another Dirty Johnny joke...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by vyper005, Jul 5, 2003.

  1. vyper005

    vyper005

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    Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says,

    "You're an eight, but if you had a bigger rack, you'd be a ten!!!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

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    vyper, ;i ;i ;i, good one!
     

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    Eddie,
    Thanks...It's an oldie but a goodie and I only had to change one word in it ;f
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I know the word too! When I tell it to my friends, "rack" is coming back out vyper!;i