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Another Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 21, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

    So she's peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

    But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

    Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

    The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"

    She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...
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