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Another Blonde joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by NVGlock, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. NVGlock

    NVGlock Present

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    First Class

    On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
    sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy
    since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm
    blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." Not
    wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot
    to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please
    move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm
    blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-
    pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do. The
    captain said, "I'm married to a blonde. I know how to handle this." He
    went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She
    immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to
    herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant
    and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to
    move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't
    going to New York."
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Haha! Yes! ;f
     

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