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Another blonde joke.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MarksGlock22, Sep 23, 2002.

  1. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Two blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a
    conversation."How'd you die?" The first blonde asked the second.
    "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" says the first blonde. "how does it feel to freeze to death?".
    "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second
    blonde. "you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually,it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and
    you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping." "How about you,how did you die?""I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "you
    see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom , and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died". The second blonde shook her head. "What a pity.... if you had only looked in the freezer.....we'd both still be alive."
     
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