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another blond joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 30, 2006.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
    out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
    neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
    much will you charge me?"
    The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
    need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
    she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
    those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

    A short time later,! the blonde came to the door to collect her
    money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
    two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
    it to her.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a
    Porch, it's a Lexus."