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Another bar joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JTB, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. JTB

    JTB always learning

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    A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the
    hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    That is just funny as all hell;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z