A jewish guy walks into a bar, sees a Chinese guy at the bar and punches him right on the chin. He says "That was for Pearl Harbor" The Chinese guy says "No, No, that Japanese, not Chinese! The Jewish guy says "Chinese, Japanese, same thing! A minute later the Chinese guy punches the Jewish guy. He says "Thats for the sinking of the Titanic" The Jewish guy says "That was an iceberg!" The Chinese guy says "Iceberg, Goldberg, same thing!"