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annual physical

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination,

    whereupon the doctor said,

    "You are in fine shape for your age,

    but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

    "Just a minute, I'll have to ask

    my husband," she said.

    She went out to the reception room

    and said: "Jake do we still have

    intercourse?"

    Jake answered impatiently,

    "If I told you once,

    I told you a thousand times...

    We have Blue Cross!