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Anniversary Presents....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ghosty, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. Ghosty

    Ghosty Free American

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    At a local tavern in town, a doctor and an accountant are setting at the bar, sipping whiskey, talking about their lives.

    The doctor mentions his wedding anniversary. "For our anniversary, I'm going to get my wife a fur coat and a trip to Florida. If she doesn't like the vacation, at least she'll like the fur and will know I love her."

    The accountant thinks for a moment, then says "That's not a bad idea, having a back-up gift. My anniversary is coming up. Perhaps I'll get her a BMW and a trip to Rome. If she doesn't like the vacation, at least she'll like the car and will realize I love her".

    A biker had been sitting at the bar also and overheard the conversation between the doctor and the accountant. He spins on his stool, and says to them.

    "Not a bad idea fellas. Matter of fact, I think I'll do the same for my wife next week. I'll buy her a t-shirt and a dildo."

    "If she doesn't like the shirt I bought her, she can go screw herself."

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  2. TEAK

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