And Today's Darwin Award Contestant Is...

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  1. BigBluefish

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    But did she procreate before the nominating event? If not then she is a winner. If she has spawned, then it’s a Darloss.
     

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    At least she wasn't from Florida.
     
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    That was a unique act of stupidity. Don
     
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    It saddens me she needed to take clothes from a donation box. Certainly there are resources around that supply to those in need. Nothing funny about this IMO.
     
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  6. KennyFSU

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    Do they now donate her clothes as well?
     
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    When I was in the Navy, I went to a party and lots of booze consumed. I crashed on the couch that night, but got up early and slipped out to go home the next morning. Driving by a small shopping center a few blocks away I saw somebody crawling out of clothes donation box. It was one of the guys from the party who left and was gonna' walk a couple miles home. He crawled inside and took a nap. Was he ever embarrassed when I pulled into the parking lot and offered him a ride. It was a cold night too.
     
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    Damn you never fail to make me laugh brother :laughing:
     
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    wprebeck Have you seen me?

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    Much like the Second Amendment, "need" has nothing to do with this situation. Which is hilarious.
     
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    I wonder if they were able to keep the clothes she was wearing as a donation before hauling off the useless stuff to the morgue.

    Just me thinking about how to make lemons into lemonade.
     
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  11. Russ in PA

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    I must be missing something, did she find anything good? The story doesn't say.
     
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    “Retrieve”. So that’s what stealing is called now.
     
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    Spoken like a true mouth breather.
     
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    As far as I know, there is no death penalty for stealing clothes from donation boxes. She didn’t deserve to die.
     
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    Sounds like she convicted herself...:rolleyes:
     
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    Yep, that's me - too stupid to breathe on my own. I lick windows,too. And, none of that changes the fact that this person didn't NEED the clothes and that I'd bet a substantial amount of money that she has a significant criminal history that likely involves theft and drug use.

    How much money you willing to lose?
     
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    Stupid hurts...it's sometimes fatal. And, no one gave her the death penalty. Man, there are some drama llamas up in the house today.
     
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    Did he have on the same clothes as the night before or had he changed?
     
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    ...well maybe.
     
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    He did say there wasn't much in there and mostly double-knit stuff...not very warm. He was wearing same stuff. He kind of became a legend on base when some jerk leaked the story to anyone who would listen.
     
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