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....and then the fight started

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 15, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

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    Jan 19, 2009
    Phoenix, Az.
    I rear-ended a car this morning.
    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
    little things just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
    'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, then which one are you?'
    And then the fight started.....


    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'
    And then the fight started.....


    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
    dog, and slipped quietly into the garage .
    I hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
    torrential downpour.
    The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
    radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
    I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
    whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
    My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
    out fishing in that?'
    And then the fight started ...